if a girl likes being choked during sex, keep her
Some guy was hitting on me at a restaurant
- Him: so how old are you?
- Me: 18, why?
- Him: you're very pretty
- Dad: man.. You're barking up the wrong tree, she's gay.
- Him: no she's not
- Dad: I told all my girls when they were little they could only date girls and she was the only one that listened. Have a nice day.
- Nicki minaj: hey thanks for coming out here is there anything you want me to sign?
- Me(handing her a stack of papers): yeah just these
- Nicki:
- Me:
- Nicki:
- Me:
- Nicki: these are adoption papers
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
right
now
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
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Celebrating marriage equality

